{"id":10,"date":"2009-10-10T19:38:53","date_gmt":"2009-10-11T00:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lostmyhearing.com2009\/10\/10\/irony-is-ironic\/"},"modified":"2024-02-17T14:23:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-17T18:23:59","slug":"irony-is-ironic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"Irony is ironic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s the deal.&nbsp; I used to have perfect hearing and&nbsp;I had good balance.&nbsp; They both went at the same time.&nbsp; You see, I have Meniere&#8217;s Syndrome and though it can make you feel like someone put you in a blender, it doesn&#8217;t usually take all your hearing.&nbsp; I, however, am special.&nbsp; I&#8217;m what they call &#8220;atypical.&#8221;&nbsp; Over a period of time, it took all my hearing, starting with my speech understanding.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It was a big adjustment but I learned to cope.&nbsp; Things were going along splendidly &#8211; well as splendidly as they can for someone who used to have&nbsp;perfect hearing and now can&#8217;t hear a thing &#8211; until I got new hearing aids&nbsp;almost a year ago.&nbsp; My&nbsp;former ones were obsolete and on their last legs.&nbsp; For all&nbsp;the non-technical readers, that means old and crappy.&nbsp; They outlived their expected life span. They were no longer top of the line. Heck, they weren&#8217;t even bottom of the line. They were&nbsp;finished, kaput, useless.&nbsp; But oh yeah, keep them for backup, they told me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So I got the new hearing aids and this has been the most miserable &#8220;hearing&#8221; year of my life.&nbsp; My brand new Starkey Destiny&nbsp;Hearing&nbsp;Aids&nbsp;have been in for repair&nbsp;more times than I can count.&nbsp; They&#8217;ve each been replaced only to have the same exact problems.&nbsp; They are garbage.&nbsp; Starkey should be ashamed, but that&#8217;s another blog.&nbsp; Now they&#8217;re going in for repair again because they keep cutting out, the volume disappeared,&nbsp;and the audiologist left out a full program on the one they just replaced.&nbsp; Go figure. They&#8217;re the most expensive hearing aids I ever had.&nbsp; And I hate them, I hate Starkey and I&#8217;m not too thrilled with the audiology department at the hospital either.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, what do you think I&#8217;m wearing?&nbsp; Yup, the old obsolete ones.&nbsp; Amazingly, the sound doesn&#8217;t cut out, the volume is there and they still have some life in them.&nbsp; But they&#8217;re not the newest technology.&nbsp; They&#8217;re more like an old four engine plane instead of a nice sleek jet.&nbsp; But they still work whereas the new ones don&#8217;t.&nbsp; How&#8217;s that for irony?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s the deal.&nbsp; I used to have perfect hearing and&nbsp;I had good balance.&nbsp; They both went at the same time.&nbsp; You see, I have Meniere&#8217;s Syndrome and though it can make you feel like someone put you in a blender, it doesn&#8217;t usually take all your hearing.&nbsp; I, however, am special.&nbsp; I&#8217;m what they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":561,"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lostmyhearing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}